We have witnessed two world-class farces, one accidentally weighing | Musk | farce
Source author: Niu Danqin
The vast world is full of wonders. By chance, we witnessed two world-class farces.
Farce, it is indeed a farce, just these two days of events, it really makes people laugh and cry.
The first farce, as we all know, is that Musk and Zack Burke publicly scheduled a "cage duel".
If there really is a fight, there is no doubt that this is the most valuable engagement in world history.
It's simple, Musk is now the world's richest man with a net worth of $236 billion; Zuckerberg has less money and 104 billion yuan, ranking tenth on the world billionaire list.
Although Musk's mother strongly advised and announced that the booking had been cancelled. But the child couldn't resist his mother, and Musk was unwilling to say, "Mom, don't stop me. I want to compete with him.".
On that side, Xiao Zha solemnly stated: I am serious about this booking.
Anyway, these two super rich people have always looked down on each other. For example, when Zuckerberg ambitiously stated that Meta wanted to become the leader of the metaverse; Musk openly mocked: Meta sounds like a "demonic cult"
Don't forget, Musk now has Twitter, Zack Burke has Facebook, and they are direct competitors.
Contradictions accumulate over time, and in the end, they can't bear it anymore, so the big shots openly make plans to fight.
I have seen many American media speculating about who will have a greater chance of winning if they are really fighting in an octagonal cage?
Look at the basic situation of the two people.
Musk.
Height, 1.87 meters;
Weight, 85 kilograms;
Age, 51 years old;
Special skills, good at using mouth, not exercising.
Zuckerberg.
Height, 1.71 meters;
Weight, 70 kilograms;
Age, 39 years old;
Special skills, fighting, and even winning awards.
So, in terms of height and weight, Musk dominates, not in the same order of magnitude; But in terms of age and expertise, Zuckerberg leads, he is at least young and still exercising every day.
The farce is still going on, and the octagonal cage is ready. It depends on whether these two big shots are talking nonsense.
Alas, in this world, many of our things should be solvable by money; But the matter between these two people cannot be solved by money, so let's fight in a cage.
The second farce, Australia and Russia clashed, leaving diplomats around the world stunned.
I didn't expect Australia to be able to play like this; Not to mention, Russia still has this trick.
The matter is actually simple.
Russia is going to build a new embassy, the location has been found, and the Australian government has also approved it. Russia is preparing to start construction when Australia suddenly plays tricks.
Just a few days ago, the Australian Parliament passed a lightning bill, stating that the new embassy in Russia, located only 400 meters away from the Australian Parliament, poses a serious "security risk" and prohibits Russia from building it.
Russia was mad, and 10000 grassland animals rushed past: you don't speak martial arts, which is hysterical fear of Russia.
What should we do?
Russia has also launched a big move by sending a diplomat to "guard" the mobile prefabricated house of the new embassy, so I won't leave. Australian media also saw that the Russian diplomat wearing glasses was squatting on this empty ground without any worries.
Our northern hemisphere is currently scorching hot, while Australia in the southern hemisphere is experiencing winter. The Russian diplomat was still wearing a down jacket, leisurely smoking a cigarette outside, and then went back to the barracks to watch TV.
The word "squat" is used vividly.
Australia also has no choice. Diplomats have diplomatic immunity, and the police are unable to arrest them yet.
Australian Prime Minister Albanese can only pretend to be humorous and say that the Australian police will not take action because the new Russian embassy is a security threat, but a Russian diplomat staying in an open space does not pose a threat, "especially when it is so cold outside.".
So keep wasting like this?
I don't know
Anyway, Russia has made it clear that Australia's move is too despicable and they are determined to appeal; Australia claims that approval used to be a matter of the previous government, and now we won't let them build
What about the spirit of the contract?
The spirit of the contract has gone abroad.
It has to be said that in this world, when a country plays hooliganism, all hooligans must silently stand aside, which is truly professional.
Two world-class farces, are they interesting.
It's not that we don't understand, it's that this world is too exciting. As the ancients said, the heart is not as good as water for a long grudge, and the waves rise on the calm ground.
Finally, everyone, don't be idle. Let's join the fun and have a simple guess.
1. Musk and Zuckerberg, who will win the fight?
A. Musk.
B. Zuckerberg.
C. We all won, anyway, all our platforms have won.
2. Russia and Australia, who can laugh until the end?
A. Russia.
B. Australia.
C. They all cried.
